when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
Sebastian Stan gets choked up talking about how much his mother means to him…
Oh, you know what? He called, actually. Said he had to catch the red-eye back. I think work, I guess.
Well, here comes a comeback
The kid is back, is back on track
And there goes my hero
He’s an underdog, he’s coming out on top.
-Do you wanna know why your fiancée left you?
-Uh, she left you because you’re a snivelling little bitch.