a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

♥ 60376 — 5 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via longlivethefreakinme (source)
❝ If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone? ❞
— Jodi Picoult, My Sister’s Keeper (via anniekendrick)
♥ 1835 — 5 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via toyoufrommepinkylee (source)

captainnaustralia:

the-missing-e-in:

im-a-fan-of-that:

heyheyanna:

weepingdemon:

dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

♥ 291418 — 5 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via planetqueen72 (source)

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

♥ 63093 — 5 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via ruinedchildhood (source)
ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

♥ 104577 — 6 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via cosimas-dreads (source)
♥ 169710 — 6 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via ruinedchildhood (source)

thewhoopingblob:

missmeghanf:

This is so very sexist. Who would say this to their child??? Do not let your children watch this show. God bless.

the entire episode was based around the moral the girls and boys can like the same things and can be friends and no one should assume things

the entire point of this scene is to illustrate how stupid it is that people would think “who cares what girls think”

cosmo is the notorious “stupid one”

seriously watch the fucking episode it is like

the opposite of sexist

♥ 137003 — 6 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via planetqueen72 (source)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

♥ 54304 — 14 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via days-of-dust (source)

[x]

♥ 104511 — 14 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via cute-and-adorkable (source)
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts 

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

♥ 99944 — 14 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via cute-and-adorkable (source)
♥ 1845 — 21 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via jenniello (source)

So.. Jurassic Park! They are filming in Hawaii right?

♥ 16408 — 21 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via inhumanemonster (source)
*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

♥ 6025 — 21 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via cosimas-dreads (source)

Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

♥ 1649 — 21 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via inhumanemonster (source)

Now, you know I just punched a hole in your carotid. Best chance, one minute before you pass out. So here’s how it’s gonna work…you tell me how I find Zamani and make this right, or I let you die right here. Understand?

♥ 23 — 21 hours ago on 01 Sep 2014 — via kissthefuture